What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?